About Heyguv
Built by a tradesman, not an agency.
Heyguv exists so Britain's best tradespeople get discovered on their craft — not their ad budget.
The best tradesperson doesn't always win the work.
Too often the jobs go to whoever spends most on directories and ads — not whoever does the best work. The real experts, the ones who know the difference between a proper job and a bodge, rarely have the time or the tools to show it online.
Heyguv closes that gap: a proper website that gets you found on the strength of your work, that you own, and that you run from your phone in the gaps between jobs.
Who's behind it
“I've been a tiler for over ten years. I was sick of agencies with no trade experience charging thousands up front, tying you into retainers and hiding behind SEO promises. So I built the thing I wanted: your own site, run from your phone, where you see everything.”
What we believe
You should own your presence. Your site, your domain, your customers — not leads you rent from a directory that can switch you off.
Getting found shouldn't need an agency. No thousands up front, no retainers, no jargon — just a site that ranks and wins you work.
See it before you pay. We build your site first so you can look at the real thing — you only pay if you want to keep it.
The company
Heyguv is built and run by Floorfindr Ltd, a UK-registered company based in Crowthorne, Berkshire. Real people you can reach — no call centres, no ticket queues.
Floorfindr Ltd · Unit 3, 164–170 High Street, Crowthorne, RG45 7AT · hello@heyguv.com
See your site before you pay a penny
Tell us your trade and your town — Guv builds it while you watch. Keep it if you like it.